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November 2009

36 posts

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Oct 31, 2009

October 2009

33 posts

Judy Garland, minus the talent, but including the (rumored) lesbianism... → sturtle.com

…at least that’s what I think whenever I see Rose McGowan. Looka here and tell me I’m wrong:

[via GoFugYourself]

Oct 29, 2009
"Exhilarating and frightening to behold" → sturtle.com


I’m not sure where I found this article about New Orleans’ rebuilding process — probably via Gambit or from my pal Tyler. But no matter: it’s a beautifully written piece. Here’s an…

Oct 28, 2009
Arnold Schwarzenegger is more clever than you think → sturtle.com


[via TechCrunch]

Oct 28, 2009
I fail to see anything wrong with "strip hockey"... → sturtle.com

…except, of course, that these guys are way too young for my tastes. But, you know, someone out there might enjoy the sight of naked and half-naked teens.

‘Strip hockey’ players punished…

Oct 28, 2009
Trannies, trannies, everywhere → sturtle.com

I find it very hard to believe that these three hookers have vaginas:


Oct 27, 2009
My elementary school was not this creative → sturtle.com


[via boingboing]

Oct 27, 2009
Dueling perfume ads: which is worse? → sturtle.com

Perfume is dreadful, but the ads used to sell it are worse. I thought we’d reached the bottom of the barrel in 1985, but apparently, 24 years of technological and marketing advancements haven’t done…

Oct 27, 2009
The pioneering Disney animator living quietly around the corner → sturtle.com




Here’s the problem with New Orleans: its residents walk a lot and talk a lot (to each other, to themselves, and sometimes to no one in particular). We’ve been here for hundreds of years,…
Oct 26, 2009
The morning after → sturtle.com


[via DRB]

Oct 25, 2009
Screw the cold shower. Get to the point. → sturtle.com

[via dog’S faint!!]

Oct 24, 2009
Please marry me, Al Franken. Or adopt me as your mistress. Or your mister. Or whatever you want to call a guy on the side. → sturtle.com


[via BoingBoing]

Oct 24, 2009
David Vitter doesn't think he's the only racist elected to public office → sturtle.com

A couple of days ago, I mentioned that Louisiana’s governor, über-Republican Bobby Jindal, and his nemesis, Democratic U.S. Senator Mary Landrieu, had both unequivocally condemned Keith Bardwell,…

Oct 23, 2009
If you know my boyfriend... → sturtle.com

…you might also know that today is his birthday. Perhaps you should drop him a line — or come to Bearracuda this weekend and offer well-wishes to the poster boy in person.

Oct 22, 2009
Apparently, you need more than National Treasure to pay the bills → sturtle.com



Nicolas Cage’s homes in the French Quarter and Garden District are listed for sale at auction Nov. 12 as a local lender foreclosed on the properties for unpaid mortgage debts, according…

Oct 22, 2009
Did my temple garment just get smaller? → sturtle.com

[via CTRL+W33D]

Oct 20, 2009
An awkward boner, indeed → sturtle.com

This may or may not be a photo of Christian activist and senior-level douchebag Randall Terry, using one of them newfangled CB-type megaphonical devices to shout nasty things at homosexualists:

Oct 20, 2009
I don't know anything about astrology or phrenology or whatever, but... → sturtle.com

…it appears that something’s gone wrong with the world. I mean, okay, things have been going wrong (and occasionally right) for a really long time — like, since ever — but today, Planet Earth…

Oct 19, 2009
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, in a nutshell (not a spoiler) → sturtle.com


I am not a religious person, and I never have been. As a kid, I hated going to church (although bible drills brought out my competitive side), and I haven’t really been to a service since…

Oct 17, 2009
For your amusement: our theatre company reads FEMALE TROUBLE! → sturtle.com

It’s time for our little theatre company’s not-so-little annual fundraiser:



If you’re in New Orleans next Tuesday night and you’ve got nothing better to do, I expect to see you there.

…
Oct 16, 2009
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