A new clip from the lovely and talented and vaguely demented Christeene (aka closepersonalfriend Paul). He’s like Mary J. Blige meets Varla Jean Merman meets that junkie lady I stepped over on my…
July 2009
39 posts
Scientific studies at a prestigious California university prove that thing this does something for someone. And stuff:
[via Dlisted]
Clearly, someone has overcome his aversion to his own innate bearishness:
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About damn time I say.
FYI: you’ll likely see this photo again — perhaps in conjunction with an event taking…
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Something you may not know: ages ago — ages — a publisher asked me to write a book of erotica. And I did.
Unfortunately, it took a few months longer than I’d hoped to finish the damn…
An attempted armed robbery of a hairdresser in the Russian town of Meshchovsk became a three-day sex ordeal for a would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.
The man,…
It’s possible that the New Orleans Fire Department needs a better publicist, but more likely, I haven’t been paying attention. If I had, I might’ve noticed the 2009 New Orleans Firefighters Look…
Apparently, New Orleans City Business covered this Cold Storage story last week, although they’ve just posted an update on their WordPress (freebie WordPress!?!) blog. Keeping up with the…
The [North Korean] spokesman called Clinton “by no means intelligent” and a “funny lady.”
— CNN
Interesting. In America, we know Clinton to be not only very intelligent, but also not…
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Hi, Brain:
Perhaps you remember me? We talk all the time? Sometimes I pay attention to you, sometimes I don’t. A lot of people say I should listen to you more often, but I say that’s dull…
Brazilian jujitsu doesn’t just look like gay sex, it feels an awful lot like it too. Sam starts on his back with his knees up. He instructs me to sit on his lap, so I straddle him. He tells me to…