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July 2009

39 posts

Video: "Tears From My Pu$$y" → sturtle.com

A new clip from the lovely and talented and vaguely demented Christeene (aka closepersonalfriend Paul). He’s like Mary J. Blige meets Varla Jean Merman meets that junkie lady I stepped over on my…

Jul 31, 2009
Is my mind in the gutter? → sturtle.com

Scientific studies at a prestigious California university prove that thing this does something for someone. And stuff:


[via Dlisted]

Jul 30, 2009
Jonno revels in his bearishness → sturtle.com

Clearly, someone has overcome his aversion to his own innate bearishness:




About damn time I say.

FYI: you’ll likely see this photo again — perhaps in conjunction with an event taking…
Jul 30, 20091 note
The September Issue → sturtle.com

Seriously, I can’t stop watching this. Is that gay of me? (Rhetorical, dearie.)

Jul 29, 2009
That's one effective snippet → sturtle.com



[via the NOLA.com feed on my RSS reader]

Jul 28, 2009
Billie Holiday in *New Orleans* → sturtle.com




[Clean Living In Difficult Circumstances via BB]

Jul 28, 20091 note
"Night Blogging" → sturtle.com

[via CTRL+W33D]

Jul 28, 2009
Erotica rediscovered: "Quebecois Groundhogs and Other Delights" → sturtle.com


Something you may not know: ages ago — ages — a publisher asked me to write a book of erotica. And I did.

Unfortunately, it took a few months longer than I’d hoped to finish the damn…

Jul 27, 2009
Russian hairdresser turns robber into sex slave with torn genitals, Viagra hangover → sturtle.com

An attempted armed robbery of a hairdresser in the Russian town of Meshchovsk became a three-day sex ordeal for a would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.

The man,…

Jul 26, 2009
Song for Sunday: Rose Murphy, "Busy Line" → sturtle.com

Jul 26, 2009
Girlfight from A GIRL MUST LIVE → sturtle.com


Lilli Palmer vs. Renee Houston in Carol Reed’s A Girl Must Live—
sort of a 1930s English version of Showgirls
[via Newlin, natch]

Jul 25, 2009
While I am on a video roll [NSFW] → sturtle.com


Sex To Sell Cars

Jul 25, 2009
Lest we forget: New Orleans Firefighters → sturtle.com

It’s possible that the New Orleans Fire Department needs a better publicist, but more likely, I haven’t been paying attention. If I had, I might’ve noticed the 2009 New Orleans Firefighters Look…

Jul 24, 2009
Yoo-Hoo, Mrs.Goldberg! → sturtle.com

How is it possible that I’ve never heard of Gertrude Berg? She’s like Elsa Maxwell and Aunt Bea all rolled into one! Adorable:


[Thanks, Timo!]

Jul 24, 2009
NYC Firefighter calendar → sturtle.com

Ahem:


[NYC Firefighter calendar, via Towleroad]

Jul 23, 2009
Good news for New Orleanians (maybe) → sturtle.com

Apparently, New Orleans City Business covered this Cold Storage story last week, although they’ve just posted an update on their WordPress (freebie WordPress!?!) blog. Keeping up with the…

Jul 23, 2009
She's here all week. Try the veal. → sturtle.com

The [North Korean] spokesman called Clinton “by no means intelligent” and a “funny lady.”

— CNN


Interesting. In America, we know Clinton to be not only very intelligent, but also not…
Jul 23, 2009
An Open Letter To My Brain → sturtle.com


Hi, Brain:

Perhaps you remember me? We talk all the time? Sometimes I pay attention to you, sometimes I don’t. A lot of people say I should listen to you more often, but I say that’s dull…

Jul 22, 2009
Otokono Judo exposed (literally) → sturtle.com


[Otokono Judo hotness via Jocko]

Jul 21, 20091 note
More body-touching rituals for heterosexualists → sturtle.com

Brazilian jujitsu doesn’t just look like gay sex, it feels an awful lot like it too. Sam starts on his back with his knees up. He instructs me to sit on his lap, so I straddle him. He tells me to…

Jul 21, 2009
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