December 2011
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Scientific Analysis Proves That New Year's Eve Is...
For years, I have secretly conducted field tests on holiday celebrations, maintaining detailed notes on their good points and bad. Based on extensive surveys of exactly one person — me — I’ve devised this completely accurate ranking of the holidays, from best to worst: CONTINUED
Dec 31st
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Here's to fewer sexphobic, self-loathing assholes...
Urgent 60-Day Moratorium On Anal Intercourse For Gay Men Over 40 Paul Angelo MHA, MBA, the gay matchmaker from Miami urges a 60 day moratorium on gay anal intercourse. He argues that taking a break from anal intercourse improves self esteem, increases confidence and contributes to goal completion.  * * * * * Stunning. And for only $500, he’ll run a personality test for you. That’s a...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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The problem with Skyrim, or, When I have to search...
All cards on the table: I’m a huge fan of the Elder Scrolls series. I spent months playing Morrowind and even longer on Oblivion. When it comes to sandbox games, few can top these for the breadth of possibilities they offer. However, the Elder Scrolls series isn’t without its problems, and although Skyrim has received loads of accolades, I think it may be the worst of the bunch....
Dec 30th
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Rick Perry Has A Weakness For Bears
At Sisters Mainstreet Café in Spencer this morning, Perry made the rounds glad-handing with the coffee shop patrons and stopped when he set his eyes on one voter with a long white beard. “We got you a lot going on there,” Perry said as he tugged at the man’s beard. “You’ve got a good full one.” Shortly after, at his second event at La Chiesa in Spencer, Perry approached another voter who bore...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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You did it! SEED MONEY surpassed its fundraising... →
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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My latest NSFW post for Lurid Digs, in which I... →
I mean, there were key parties, too, y’know.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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'Grenadine McGunkle' is back for a bawdy, trailer...
Woo-hoo! Ted Mahne gave us a great review in the Times-Picayune. (Even Jonno got a mention: “MYSTERIOUS”.) Hope those of y’all who are in New Orleans can come out and enjoy the show. Get your tickets right over here!
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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World AIDS Day 2011: Here Are Five Things You Can...
Note: I wrote the bulk of this article for Gaywheels earlier today, but since most of you probably don’t keep up with that site, maybe it’ll be new. Scientists first became aware of AIDS 30 years ago. At the time, I was too young to fully understand what was going on, but as a kid who knew he was attracted to other boys, it was a terrifying development. There was so much uncertainty surrounding...
Dec 1st
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