Here’s to fewer sexphobic, self-loathing assholes like this one in 2012

Urgent 60-Day Moratorium On Anal Intercourse For Gay Men Over 40

Paul Angelo MHA, MBA, the gay matchmaker from Miami urges a 60 day moratorium on gay anal intercourse. He argues that taking a break from anal intercourse improves self esteem, increases confidence and contributes to goal completion. 

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Stunning. And for only $500, he’ll run a personality test for you. That’s a way better deal than the one Scientologists offer. And he’s totally not a quack because the logo at the bottom of his website says he’s “Endorsed by therapists”. So there.

You can spend your money however you like, but if you spend it on this man, you’re a fucktard.

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  1. shearsandsnares said: Why do I doubt that he’ll be fending off many offers during his 60 day hiatus? He looks like Voldemort with a hairpiece.
  2. culturaldictionaryofdick said: Someone must have gotten an ouchy from an enthusiastic top.
  3. idlf said: Just another idiot from Florida. Who can take anything about/anyone from that state seriously?
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