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My hatred for these cards is outweighed by my love of grammar.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:17:23 -0500

My hatred for these cards is outweighed by my love of grammar.

My Deepest, Darkest Secret (Well, Maybe)I have a confession to...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:14:59 -0500

My Deepest, Darkest Secret (Well, Maybe)

I have a confession to make. It’s terrible. It’s embarrassing. It’s gross.

My confession is this: I…

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My first-ever visit to a #chiropractor began with an...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:47:18 -0500

My first-ever visit to a #chiropractor began with an informational video. Half culty, half Delta Airlines safety reel (the one with the saucy redhead). (at Algiers, LA)

I see you paid $110k for an #SUV. And apparently you ponied up...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 08:21:42 -0500

I see you paid $110k for an #SUV. And apparently you ponied up for the #douchebag package, too. #nola #porsche #asshat (at Lowe’s Home Improvement)

The curious #sofa, starring @piotyrj #nola #bywater #graffiti...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 17:05:00 -0500

The curious #sofa, starring @piotyrj #nola #bywater #graffiti #mysteries (at Bywater)

The best skylight for the day. #nola #warehouse #historic...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 08:04:16 -0500

The best skylight for the day. #nola #warehouse #historic #urbanexploration

I think we can all agree: plants are freaking weird. (P.S. Lil...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 08:00:57 -0500

I think we can all agree: plants are freaking weird. (P.S. Lil Kim called. She wants her weave back.) #nola #palm (at New Orleans, Louisiana)

Daft Punk vs. Everything But The Girl. There’s a video,...

Wed, 29 May 2013 20:17:16 -0500

Daft Punk vs. Everything But The Girl. There’s a video, too, but I wouldn’t go looking for it.

"Last night’s dream was basically a mashup of THE HUNGER GAMES and THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW. I..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:44:30 -0500

“Last night’s dream was basically a mashup of THE HUNGER GAMES and THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW. I would enjoy more of that, please.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:45 -0500

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: “This is the evil that cargo shorts can wreak”.

Indentured bears: a sad fact of 21st century life.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:17:16 -0500

Indentured bears: a sad fact of 21st century life.

Two friends, daguerrotype, American, date unknown.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:34:33 -0500

Two friends, daguerrotype, American, date unknown.

jonnodotcom: Nicky da B“Go Loko”2013(dir. Clayton Cubitt; see...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:29 -0500

jonnodotcom:

Nicky da B
“Go Loko”
2013

(dir. Clayton Cubitt; see previously)

icelandwantstobeyourfriend: Hello, this is Iceland I am going...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:17:11 -0500

icelandwantstobeyourfriend:

Hello, this is Iceland

I am going to be on the Simspons. It is a television show.

This Is Why I'm Not A Performance Artist (Well This, Plus The Fact That I'm Not An Artist)

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:10:35 -0500

Part of me is amused by the thought of running — literally, running— into Walgreens and filling a shopping cart with triple-ply toilet paper and medicated butt wipes and Preparation H and Pepto Bismol and Tums and Kaopectate and Depend adult diapers and…

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The guy on the right should look a little more excited —...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:17:32 -0500

The guy on the right should look a little more excited — if only to be polite.

Bamboo is some funky-lookin.

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:28:43 -0500

Bamboo is some funky-lookin.

Submitted without comment.

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:51:35 -0500

Submitted without comment.

This feels like a turning point for drag queens or straight...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:34:37 -0500

This feels like a turning point for drag queens or straight white men or both.

David Foster Wallace takes the long route to his destination,...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:17:33 -0500

David Foster Wallace takes the long route to his destination, and he hits some potholes along the way, but it’s a nice ride, all in all.